His name is Doctor Quackenbush.But he's a vet,not veteran but a veterninarian:
Doctor upon arriving at the river flooded out talking to Chico
"I've got a sick horse on the other side.Guess I'll have to ford the river"!!
Chico:"Why do you have to ford the river?If I were you I'd chevy the river"!!
Badaboom
Seriously,I feel for you.I have this throbbing pain from my upper right arm right down to my pinky finger.With all the rain we had here in the east lately,sometimes I can't even raise my arm.I broke my hand twenty years ago playing baseball on the outside just above the pinky finger.What I do is lay on my back on the den couch,stretch my arm out,and lift it up and down.So,stretching,however you do it to ease the pain,does have some effect.
Stay away from soothers,you may feel better for a while but the pain comes back tenfold.