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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
"Work"? What's that?
Besides, it's March 17th, and even this guid Scot is dressed in green (in this case, Combat Pants), and I'm off to party shortly... so piss off!  
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Have one for me and you can use this...
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Or This ...
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!