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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Ya want Ma to get shot in the valley AND become a rug??Geeeez!Every time you walked on her,out would come the frying pan. 
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Garry, what part of the anatomy is the valley? Or do I dare ask?!? LOL!
Did you hear about the two Newfies going hunting for the first time? The first one accidentally shoots the other so he rushes him to the hospital where the Emergency Room staff hustles the shot Newfie into the O.R. About as quickly the doctor returns from the O.R. so the first Newfie asks if his buddy will survive and the doctor replies, "He would have if you hadn't gutted him!"
CHIMO!