Geoff,
Thanks for bringing back some fond memories of a simpler, more gentle time. After PMPM and his gang, the Monty Python gang seem downright normal.
As for the popcorn, what a waste of money - buy more beer! Also visit
http://www.kidsnotbeer.com/ and "voice" your displeasure in an online petition.
Clive, I would suggest using a sponge to wet the envelopes - we don't want a mass mailing of civil servant's disease, not to mention the paper cuts...