Don't go down to the beach in Corronado,an island off San Diego,and yell out "Jarhead",especially after a few Coors tallboys,while wearing a Marine corp shop cap,which I still have.Actually my cousin in law bought it for me at the marine base.I forgot he was 82nd Airborne,and didn't like marines,who now also dislike me.In return for the cap,I had brought him a maroon Airborne Regiment t-shirt.When I was confronted by some marines,he was pointing at the Canadian airborne crest on the t-shirt,which finally saved both the beer and my life,to Larry's amusement.
