[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

There once was a lady named Karmen,
Who thought she was very charmin,But when the pressure was on,and all the men had run and gone
Quoteth Karmen."Relax,it's only me damn frying pan"!!

Then along came fair Geoff the gimp,
Who,because of his broken toe had a limp,
He says" Maiden fair,feed me my dear,
Else me toe blow up like a blimp!!"

Dear Karmen was in a quandry as she hadn't done fair Geoff's laundry
Says she"Oh dear why me,as you all can see
They took all my Tim-tams,now look what I am
But a vegemite starved lass,in a sea of Spam!

Then along came fair Marko,who would make her go loko,
And says "do you like carriers my sweet?
Oh yes says she,but please be discreet
AS I'm from Winterpeg,and don't know where to go??

Well,says he there's land you may know
That all of us call Oz where it never snows
But watch these people,every word is a'Bleep
And I hate to say they do love their sheep!!
So as she wanders back to her lair ,
We hear Jeoff's words"
Could you get me another beer my dear?"!!