Vegemite, Marmite, raw herrings... heck, that's tame stuff.
I know of a bunch of CMP fans who think nothing of poking a hole in a tree and collecting the drippings (sour as all hell) in a bucket contaminated with dead leaves and and deader insects, boiling those same drippings down for days and days until they can pour the glutinous mass onto the fried squishings of a prairie grass and animal fat mix!
Mmmmm, maple syrup on pancakes! Oh Canada!
Where's Yappie's frying pan... I have a better use for it than smacking Spinnington Ball and others on the head!
Mike