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Originally posted by J R McNarry
Ok so I've been wondering, What's Vegimite??
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Mow your grass with a scythe; rake up what's on the ground (the odd bit of dirt won't hurt, neither will the ant-droppings). Mash it all into a paste, preferably with an old rusty CMP wheelnut wrench. Add a pint of beer (strained through the kidneys, for added flavour). Let it sit in the sun for a week or so (adding liquid as required). Spread on toast and eat it.
You wonder why these Aussies are just a bit off? I'd almost rather eat raw herrings (fortunately, Hanno talked me out of THAT one, though).
Some VERY strange people we here at MLU attract.
