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I could throw a small beagle into the mix. Not really big enough to add to the length of a coat but it could do nicely as trim for the cuff or collar.
Of course, everytime your boss wore it outdoors she woud have an uncontrollable urge to go and roll in whatever old dog shit or dead carcass was at hand but I could include a half-used bottle of "Skunk Out"