It's sad they had to censor out the questions from Canadians:
Q: Do you have Vegemite and Tim-Tams in Australia?
A: No, you will have to get your relatives back home to post some out.
Q: Are CMP's to be found in each and every backyard, shed and paddock in Australia?
A: Yes, but don't touch them as poisonous vermin tend to make them their homes. To be safe, bring a CMP with you.
Q; Does the average summer temperature rise above -1 Deg?
A: No, all our beer fridges are thermostatically controlled and the beer is served ice cold.
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