Well, Sir, My Dearest Master Norm, fear NOT for I could/would NEVER hit you with my frying pan ... hmmmm ... boy oh boy oh boy ... you like to live dangerously though? I'll have to find a special frying pan just for you now too! Tsk tsk ... all this cooking I have to do ... since I left the fire pit in my Winterpeg bunker floor, then I shall have to use the fireplace here or dig a new firepit because the racoons, when they aren't scrambling across the skylights at night, they nest in the fireplace I'm sure ... hmmm, actually, what a wonderful :idea: I've just had ... Norm roast with racoon with mutton gravy enhanced with Vegemite, fired up with dyno-might, and lastly garnished with termite sprinkles. Yes ... a FINE menu and plan indeed ... (yes, i am a very creative cook ... but do be warned, I do tend to get distracted and BURN things... though haven't blown anything up yet ... but that could change if I use dyno-might ... hmmmm awfully good idea because that would also solve the racoons problem and flavor the meal with even more protien and i wouldn't have to catch them first. they'd just "fall-in" from the blast! My winter doldrums are lifting as I plan .. ah yes ... I do so look forward to this.

So Norm ... when can you come visit?