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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Bad enough she knows where my F/S commando knives are, let alone my machete. At least the STEN is permanently deactivated, so I don't have to duck when I get home from work, just dodge...
And yeah, she can cook (as long as I keep an eye on the pot so the insides aren't burning black)... 
The cats are still here too. Reckon they're too tough to eat at this point (13 years) anyway... but there's a hell of a lot of meat on them! Ma  feeds the little buggers too well and too often.
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Moan groan whine complain ... MASTER DODGER-JIFFEROO ... you're right, I DON'T need any old sten for the likes O' Pixie YOU ... therefore ducking isn't necessary. You're a pretty good DODGER though, I must grant you that praise as deserving ... but you're not good enough for the likes O' Little Miss Ma
when my mind is set on sucess.
For dinner I'll do Lima-Dinna and watch you drool at the mouth-watering aromas and then I shall ... distract ... you while it burns so you'll go hungry ... again.
Carry On.
(what time will you be home for burnt-offrin's?
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