Ya got it all backwards Master Sunray ... a cheap date is someone who asks you out to dinner then won't pick up the tab : "Gee, I didn't bring any money Honey, can you please pay this this time (AGAIN)?" (wherefore art my Retro-Male with his many redeeming qualities? )

Regards the newsflash that I may soon be living above ground, and out of my bunker. I think anything over the first floor I'll feel positively airborn and need a bag to toss my cookies in

:idea: PACKING LIST:

Don't forget cookie tossing bag for the nausea brought on by altitude sickness brought on by being bushed in a bunker brought on by too many cheap dates

my dears.