Good idea, but...
A recording device? Yes...A RECORDING DEVICE!!
Surely that is the answer! But wait, it just may collect some of the ancillary noises that are the inevitable by-product of solving-all-the-world's problem. Grunting, farting, snoring, inappropriate comments about loving spouces. Somehow this might leave one open to malicious litigation and extortion. You sure the world's worth it?
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