I bought a small looking soviet toolbox with parts divider trays on ebay, needing something to keep some knick nacks and small tools in. When I went to collect it, it turned out to be around 2ft by 4ft and only just fitted into the car.
Efforts to sneak it into the house were futile, and we ended up using it as a coffee table until I swapped it for some AFV track bashing tools, thus clearing the lounge. My other half thankfully forgave me
