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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
GWB-you were in Winterpeg!!Did you see the Frying Pan Queen??WE've had no report.OR,did you get bonged with the weapon???
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I have been reading the various threads on this topic,so have now decided to speak up.So,for those of you with lesser understanding of the expression,I suggest you try this little experiment.
1)Go to the kitchen & choose one of your wife's frying pans.
2)Stand in the middle of your kitchen,making sure there is a 6 foot radius around you ,free of furniture
3)Grasp pan handle & hold the pan with the bottom facing the back of your head,holding it about a foot or so away.
4)With all your strenght,using your right forearm,strike the back of your head with the bottom of the frying pan .
5)Listen for the sound of the bong hitting your head.
6)If,when you awake on the kitchen floor,you missed the sound,repeat steps 1) thru 4).
7)If ,after repeating steps 1) thru 4) a few times and you still have not heard the sound of the "Bong",DO NOT GET UP.This is IMPORTANT.
8)Raise your head,call to your wife,& ask,no, implore her to call 911 to get an ambulance quickly to your address.
10)Upon release from hospital,swallow your pride,and request that your wife help you with the experiment so you can hear the bong.We guarentee she will be most obliging to your request