Guys,
it happened to me twice in the last year.
I was driving along at Warp speed in my 1945 Ford GPW when i saw the lights in the sky.
Question : Was i going too fast officer ?
Answer : Oh no.
Are my convoy lights too bright ?
Answer : Oh no .
Question : Then what is it ?
Answer : Were are your doors ?
Young cops that had never seen a WW2 Jeep before.
I added : Have you ever seen a truck started with a handcrank ?
I proceeded then and there with the demonstration to the amazment of all concerned .
Cheerio !