I've been pondering this Viking-Scot, and I tell you, Kilt or no kilt, he's too UGLY for wee bittie me ... besides which, he's much too large for my bunker and I'd have to keep him outside. I think there was something in the Haggis I ate before I looked at him. I could have SWORN he was handsome and fearsome ... but now when I look in the light of day andafterthe Haggis has left my wee bittie selfs body ... he's just downright ugly and scary :ek: Not my type at all.

I guess I'll line him up with Tugboat Annie. He'll like her and lose interest in me. If he doesn't like her, maybe he'll like that really snakey woman. What the heck's her name again??? Oh ya, MEDUSA. SHE would know how to stop him in his tracks if he gets outta line. Ya. GOOD plan! MEDUSA it is.

: (see what happens when it gets boring in here?)