Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your ****ing next !!"
Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"
Man walks into Dymocks and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small penis's?"
Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet"
He replies "Yeah, that’s the one!!"
Colin.