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Originally Posted by Alex Blair

A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”

It's not just the horns that are...errr...long! or should I say LOW! ;>)