BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you?
Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have
sharp teeth... any man wishing to take you on would need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

....but not the man I ALLOW to take me on ... a superior creature of great wisdom, passion, vigor, and wit, able to hold his own and stand strong, beside such a Pixie-Witch as I ... guess that leaves YOU out there Jif-fer-oo

ONE

TWO

THREE ......

Ah ... Jif be snuffed!