[Lang]

The Blonde and the Cow




A blond city girl marries a farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to the blond:

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the wall just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The farmer leaves for the paddock. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'