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17: All domestic electricity will now be 240v 50 Hz with proper 3 pin plugs. Your light switches shall be corrected so 'down' means on. Get used to it.
18: CMPs are more than acceptable because they were built to British specifications as you will now be on the correct side of the road.
19: You shall have holidays, not vacations.
20: Automotive terms such as 'hood' and 'fender' shall be brought into line with British standards.
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