Bob's Math Skills
Bob was a bit confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from Carleton University, I need some help with my math. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
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Why is it that when you have the $$, you don't have the time, and when you have the time you don't have the $$?
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