[Alex Blair (RIP)]

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, " Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl.

Now I have a beautiful home, a $55,000 car, a nice big King-size bed
and a large 54" flat-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 66 year old
woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She advised me to go out and find
a hot 25 year old girl to sleep with, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's
problems.