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Old 25-12-10, 13:37
Alex Blair (RIP) Alex Blair (RIP) is offline
"Mr. Manual", sadly no longer with us
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Ottawa ,Canada
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Default Christmas in Ottawa..

Hi ..
Just to let you know I just saw Santa and his sleigh heading North over the house heading home..Nice clear morning..-10C ..great lift on the old sleigh..
Flying light..all the goodies are gone til next year..
Hope all had a better Christmas than these three guys that appeared at the Pearly Gates..

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

The third man answered "They're Carol's."



Merry Christmas
Alex and Family
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