...you were "certifiable" long before I came along. Also I believe that you have been "certified" by others , here, before this.
At least when certified by me, you get a piece of paper along with it.
Lord help us though, it does give you the permission to "talk" on aviation radios. I can envision overloaded frequencies and planes running in to one another because they can't get on the freq to talk to coordinate passing altitudes....
Sean