CHRISSIE ... I like yore atty-tude My Comrade-ess, Ditto for DENISE!

Yes ... good for you Chrissie, for an apple a day where the sun don't shine is a very humbling exprience indeed. Have you already sent the shipment of apples to Denise, enough for an appl a day???

SHADOW ... have no fear my pet, for you are a love and shall be treated as such... in fact, I will fetch YOUR beer and give your Master (???) a little bop on the noggin with said beer should he not use his powers over you with great respect! ... But it sounds as though he can be very kind indeed. If you enjoy fetching beer, then ENJOY! If not, then bite the bugger!Just BARK if you need help! Yappy is listening.

At ease Comrade-esses, all is secure in the end