This should be posted with the Funnies but I'll make the stab at the Ford boys here
Q. What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A. The train & bus schedule.
Q. What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A. A Miracle.
Q. What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
FORD ACCRONYMS
First On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fixed On Race Day
Factory Ordered Road Disasters
Found On Roadside Dead
Flip Over Read Directions
Ford Owners Recommend Daywoo
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Failure On Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Forget Out Running Danie
F.cked On Race Day
Four Old Rusted Doors
Freaking Old Rusted Datsin
"Backwards" - Don't Ride Over Fifty
"Backwards" - Driver Returns On Foot
"Backwards" - Dumb Retards Own Fords
"Backwards" - Dorks Ride On Fords
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