Magic Beer.....
Y'all better watch out ,Jiff is bringing some Canadian magic beer across the pond with him this summer...
It works on Aussies..Probably works on POMs too..It will definately work on our hosts...
A Aussie walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting at the
> >bar by himself. He goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
> >"Magic Beer." he says.
> >He thinks he's a little crazy, so he walks around the bar,
> >but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to,
> >goes back to the man sitting at the bar who looks kind of familiar and
> >says,
> >"That isn't really magic beer, is it?"
> >"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
> >flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
> >The guy can't believe it; "I bet you can't do that again."
> >He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around
> >the building three times, and comes back in the window.
> >He is so amazed that he says he wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
> >the bartender, "Give him one of what I'm having."
> >He gets his drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the >>window and
> >plummets 30 stories.
> >The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
> >real asshole when you're drunk."
Have a great trip ,Jif..
Keep us posted
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