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Old 07-09-09, 14:34
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Default Political Ideology - Explained by a Farmer

Socialism - You've got two cows, the goverment takes both and gives you the milk.

Facism - You've got two cows, the goverment takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism - You've got two cows, the government takes both and shoots you!

Liberalism - You've got two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

Labourism - You've got two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away!!!
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