My good Mate & fellow Cab 12 nutter, Tony, has a good analogy for political parties. It goes something like this...
This is Tony's TWO COWS theory...
COMMUNISM: They take both cows then give you the milk
FASCISM: They take both cows then sell you the milk.
NAZISM: They take both cows then shoot you.
LIBERALISM: They keep one cow, sell the other & buy a Bull.
LABORISM: They take both cows, they shoot one, they milk the other & throw the milk away.
(My apologies to Tony if I don't quite get it right, and my apologies to the original author if it is too 'mangled').
COL: Sorry to hijack your thread...