MLU FORUM

MLU FORUM (http://www.mapleleafup.net/forums/index.php)
-   The Sergeants' Mess (http://www.mapleleafup.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=13)
-   -   Smokin' (http://www.mapleleafup.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1858)

Keith Webb 21-06-04 22:51

Hey, Carman...
 
http://www.nicorette.com.au/common/p...QuitBottom.jpg

How's this for a king-size emoticon??:D

Richard Notton 24-06-04 06:37

Re: Hey, Carman...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Keith Webb
http://www.nicorette.com.au/common/p...QuitBottom.jpg

How's this for a king-size emoticon??:D

Well, not bad; but why the hell have all that nice stuff like tar, irritants, CO and nicotine; then put a namby-pamby muffler on the end?

Straight-thrus rule.

Perhaps we should have alcohol filters on beer, wine & spirit containers together with the bar outlet spouts. . . . . . . . . .

Think of all the livers it would save, the lack of drunken louts in the street, beaten wives and the lack of drunk drivers; might even become safe to go to a football match too. . . . . . . . .

15 all.
New balls please.

R.

Vets Dottir 09-12-04 08:51

A little tea with yore smoke?
 
Oh Master Canadian Pixie Sunray? I know how very much you enjoy tea with yore smokes ... have you seen thi. Guys after yore own wee bittie Pixie Scot heart? :smoker: :D

Quote:

Wed, December 8, 2004

Puffing in prison
Cons roll their own 'tobacco'
By FRANK LANDRY, LEGISLATURE REPORTER

Forget about du Maurier and Players -- convicts are
now smoking Earl Grey and orange pekoe. The
Winnipeg Sun has learned inmates in Manitoba's
provincial jails are getting around a year-old
smoking ban by making "tobacco" from nicotine
chewing pieces and used tea leaves.

'ALL VERY COMMON'

"It's all very common," said Pat Joyce, a spokesman
for the Manitoba Government Employees Union,
which represents more than 900 corrections officers.
"We expected that would be part of the regimen
when the smoking ban was brought in."

Smoking and cigarettes were banned last November
from provincial jails, which include Headingley
Correctional Centre and the Remand Centre in
Winnipeg. The ban does not apply to federal
prisons, such as Stony Mountain Institution.

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, a
corrections worker confirmed some inmates are
making their own smokes.

The creative puffers are taking nicotine chewing
pieces purchased in jail canteens and placing them
in hot water to remove the nicotine. The liquid is
mixed with tea leaves.

Rolling papers are fashioned from pages ripped out
of Bibles.

Lighters are made using two AA batteries, some tin
foil and staples, the source said, noting the recipe
was outlined in a recent e-mail circulated among
staff. Puffers are going virtually undetected by
blowing smoke into vents inside jail cells, he said.

"The boys are fairly creative once they set their
minds to it," said the source. "It's almost phenomenal to see what they've
done."

Paul Peterson, director of operations in the corrections division of
Manitoba Justice, said he hasn't come across any evidence inmates are
making cigarettes but confirmed an alert was sent to staff that this could
be going on.

"I don't know if it's true or not," Peterson said. "It may be one of these
modern urban myths."

Tory justice critic Gerald Hawranik said the NDP government is cracking
down on puffers who light up in restaurants but is letting inmates get away
with smoking indoors.

"The province is coming down harder on restaurants than it is on
prisoners," he said.

Justice Minister Gord Mackintosh said smoking scofflaws will not be
tolerated in jails. "The department has been directed to ensure there are
enforcement mechanisms in place and follow up on any allegations that
are made about breaches," he said.

Peterson said inmates caught with contraband -- including smokes -- can
be given written warnings and lose privileges.
MA :yappy: :smoker: :D

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 09-12-04 13:31

Re: PW/VD
 
Goes to show you that this anti-smoking Gestapo stuff just doesn't work, anymore than Prohibition in the States worked in the twenties and thirties.

Right now I'm DRINKING my tea and smoking REAL ciggies, so I'm at least two-up on those guys... and next week I'll be able to do that in my own place, not in the damned garage... :D

Tony Smith 09-12-04 14:30

Re: No filter....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Whoever put a filter on cigarettes is nuts, pure and simple! I've rolled my own, by hand, since 1978! Zig Zag papers which are thinner than the Export and Vogue!
This is smoking Zig Zag style downunder! On second thoughts, it's also how they smoke in Canada!:smoker:

Vets Dottir 09-12-04 19:07

Cheers Master Sunray
 
:cheers: (TEA) and :smoker: to you then Master Sunray, as you :smoker: :smoker: :smoker: and sip sip sip, nicely tucked in front of your computer, or wherever you may be in your new home and enjoy flipping your :smoker: into that big smokin' ashtray in the wall!

MA :yappy: Karmen PW_PB

Garry Shipton (RIP) 09-12-04 23:49

Carmen's Toronto banning smoking
 
The article quoted "The Black Dog" pub.Hey I've been there.Just up the road(staggering distance)from my brother in law in Scarborough,Ontario.Funny thing is you can't smoke there anymore,But three of us went in with our dogs on leashes one nite for 3 hours.Can't smoke,but they do serve the dogs' dog biscuits & bowls of water.Try staggering with a dog pulling you.
What a world!!

Keith Webb 10-12-04 03:06

Re: Carmen's Toronto banning smoking
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
The article quoted "The Black Dog" pub.Hey I've been there.Just up the road(staggering distance)from my brother in law in Scarborough,Ontario.Funny thing is you can't smoke there anymore,But three of us went in with our dogs on leashes one nite for 3 hours.Can't smoke,but they do serve the dogs' dog biscuits & bowls of water.Try staggering with a dog pulling you.
What a world!!

Garry, I hope you enjoyed your biscuits and didn't spill your bowl of water.

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 10-12-04 06:24

Re: Re: Carmen's Toronto banning smoking
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Keith Webb
Garry, I hope you enjoyed your biscuits and didn't spill your bowl of water.
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Vets Dottir 10-12-04 06:50

Oh Keefy
 
Oh Keefy ...every once in a while you just really pop off a good one :D:D:D

Garry ... I'm surprized the Allergin Police didn't boot the poor pups because of the air pollution from their dander, hair, or hindside :D People have died from allergic reactions ... yet people may, or may not get cancer from tobacco smoke. What if breathing that doggy breath in the pub killed someone 25 years down the road cause it took that long to kill them? Then the family would have to sue that pub(and gee, maybe the flea powder/shampoo companies too)

THEY SHOULD ALL BE BANNED FROM PUBLIC MINGLING!

Freedom to choose by the biz owner makes the most sense ... "Who ya gonna cater to? YOU decide."

Customer/Consumer... "Free to choose smoking? or non-smoking? to enter or not. NOT FREE TO DICTATE. NOT YOUR BIZ!"

:yappy: :smoker: (It ain't the smoking ... its the violation of peoples right to choose. ) :p :D

Garry Shipton (RIP) 12-12-04 01:32

Re: Re: Carmen's Toronto banning smoking
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Keith Webb
Garry, I hope you enjoyed your biscuits and didn't spill your bowl of water.
Hi Keefy mate down under!!I don't know if your comment was a slight to my character,although I must admit I've had to fight my Golden Retriever Shadow for the biscuit.At least he's trained to get me another beer from the fridge.As we canucks have now designed YOUR flag,gave you OUR CMP's plus OUR PBY Flying Boats,is there anything else on your Christmas list that you would like from colonial Canada??I know-It has to fly!!
Merry Christmas my Auzzie friend & all the best to you and your family.
Hey,how about a pet sheep??

Vets Dottir 12-12-04 03:14

too much you two
 
Cool ...keem 'em comin' you two (Garry and Keefy)

:D:D:yappy::D:D

Garry Shipton (RIP) 12-12-04 05:31

Carmen mi Amori
 
Thanks for the support.The Shdster wouldlick your face for that comment.(You'd probably be standing face to face as he does the licking! being you are that short!!!Did you note that Geoff Binning-Wall had a chuckle over Keefy's comment??
Anyway,I have a new PERMANENT JOB.I am now a marine surveyor again.As a present for my job,my daughter Jennifer presented me with the "Battle of Britain" CD.My little lawyer girl(20 yrs old) always surprises her dad.Right now I'm on cloud nine-Merry Christmas to you and all the best for the New Year.
P.S.Shadow sends a lick.

Vets Dottir 12-12-04 08:09

GARRY!!!!!
 
CONGRATULATIONS GARRY
on the new
JOB

[color=red]I'm jigging, and yodelling at the same time (you should have heard my MOM yodel She was great... not me :( Can't yodel, but I do it anywyas just for you this morning! :D The Shadster would howl and be more likely to growl and bite than to lick me, at the offence to his pore ears.

No kidding though Garry ... I'm totally happy for you! Merry HoHo Christmas to you!!! And your family and of course my pet SHADOW!

Good onya ;)

hugs from Karmen

Keith Webb 12-12-04 20:34

Baaaa!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Hi Keefy mate down under!!I don't know if your comment was a slight to my character,although I must admit I've had to fight my Golden Retriever Shadow for the biscuit.At least he's trained to get me another beer from the fridge.As we canucks have now designed YOUR flag,gave you OUR CMP's plus OUR PBY Flying Boats,is there anything else on your Christmas list that you would like from colonial Canada??I know-It has to fly!!
Merry Christmas my Auzzie friend & all the best to you and your family.
Hey,how about a pet sheep??

I think Max has eaten Lucky the sheep...

Yes, it was good of you Canucks to give us all these wonderful things. Perhaps you'd like some of our Summer weather in return?;)

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 12-12-04 21:41

Re: Baaaa!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Keith Webb
I think Max has eaten Lucky the sheep...

Yes, it was good of you Canucks to give us all these wonderful things. Perhaps you'd like some of our Summer weather in return?;)

Max has eaten your girlfriend? Yikes. In the meantime, please send us some Aussie summer. It's been snowing all day here.... :(

Garry Shipton (RIP) 12-12-04 23:50

Amen on that Geoff-
 
Still snowing hereBeen sshoveling forr two days..By the way, had a look at my new CD from my daughter,"The Battle of Britain".Found my first error.As the Heinkel 111's taxi for takeoff,& as you view them from behind,you can see,inboard from both the port & starboard Iron Crosses on the wings,a very noticible impression of RAF roundals.I like the scene of the invasion barges passing two Luftfaffe pilots waiting to get off their base,led by no other than C-15TA's with khaki canvas tops.
Will be looking for other inconsistensies,besides the obvious US trucks in the scene.

Hanno Spoelstra 13-12-04 00:01

Re: Amen on that Geoff-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
I have a new PERMANENT JOB.I am now a marine surveyor again.
Congrats, Garry!
:cheers:

Quote:

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
led by no other than C-15TA's with khaki canvas tops.
Could you capture an image of those C15TA's?

Thanks,
Hanno

Garry Shipton (RIP) 13-12-04 04:20

Caapture the C115TA'ss
 
Sorry Hanno my friend.Don't have the computer equipment to do it'JWB has the movie.Maybe he can help!!

Felis Navidad(Merry Christmas form Canada

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 13-12-04 04:31

Re: Re: Amen on that Geoff-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Could you capture an image of those C15TA's?

Thanks,
Hanno

I probably can, Hanno, but it will have to wait until I get moved this Wednesday. Things are a trifle hectic right now, as you can imagine. The movie is available on PAL as well as DVD right now, and it should be cheap... it's certainly "a keeper" regardless of the C15TAs... :)

Richard Notton 13-12-04 05:22

Re: Re: Re: Amen on that Geoff-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
I probably can, Hanno, but it will have to wait until I get moved this Wednesday.
Ah, that reminds me; we have just seen the Flying Films/Roundway Studios presentation of "OVERLORD 60", a 48 min documentary that features the Horndean show and the King's Stone dedication previously.

Unhappily it seems Mr. Winningray-Balltonsun's smart salute from Ballard's DTB F15 is likely languishing on the cutting room floor, however, by recompense there is a short interview with "Mr. Ball from Canada".

This material is on a DVD and should be acceptable to all multi-region DVD players. I'm not too well up on DVD formats but they tell me its in PAL as usual and rarely get any whinges from the N. American continent who seem to be stuck with Never Twice Same Colour.

We have copies on order and they seem to work out at some 13 quid + postage.

R.

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 13-12-04 06:19

re: Richard
 
Tell those buggers to make the rest of that footage available to those of us reprobates who actually give a shit about this stuff!

"Mr. Ball from Canada" indeed... :rolleyes: even Keefy did better than that, and he's a bloody Colonial as well... :D

Hanno Spoelstra 13-12-04 08:30

Re: Caapture the C115TA'ss
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Sorry Hanno my friend.Don't have the computer equipment to do it'JWB has the movie.Maybe he can help!!
Thanks Gary, in that case we'll leave it up to Sunray - now he knows what to unpack first!

Fijne Kerstdagen! (Merry Christmas from Holland)

Hanno

Richard Notton 14-12-04 00:48

Re: re: Richard
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Tell those buggers to make the rest of that footage available to those of us reprobates who actually give a shit about this stuff!
Now, now; keep your hair on. (What little there is of it, that is.)

I'll ask them what unused material is hanging about still.
http://www.flyingfilms.co.uk/
Quote:

"Mr. Ball from Canada" indeed... :rolleyes: even Keefy did better than that, and he's a bloody Colonial as well... :D
You just be nice to them antipodeans that still have a working Humphrey Pump.

You must have given your name to the presenter/interviewer when lounging against Mr Ballard's DTB F15, nothing to do with me, I was too busy hooning around on my hired-in quad bike trying to make people feel like it was Beltring; and before you start I know full well I need to be 50yrs younger to have the Beltring quad bike re-enactment absolutely accurate.

So there. :p

R.

Keith Webb 14-12-04 00:56

Re: Re: re: Richard
 
Quote:

Originally posted by FV623
Now, now; keep your hair on. (What little there is of it, that is.)

I'll ask them what unused material is hanging about still.

You just be nice to them antipodeans that still have a working Humphrey Pump.

Yes, Jif be nice to us. No use getting poopy just because we have all the good weather along with most of the CMPs!;)

You'd be lucky to get access to unused footage - that's usually way too hard for a production house to do.

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 19-12-04 08:20

Speaking of the topic matter...
 
...amazing that after over 2 1/2 years, I can finally smoke in my own place again, instead of in the damned garage... :D

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 19-12-04 08:25

Re: Richard
 
McStolly, if I recall correctly, they did say they'd make stills available from both the parade and interview. When you have a chance, perhaps you could follow that up? Either that or provide me with an email address I could use to contact them directly...

Thanks,

:smoker: :smoker: :smoker:

Richard Notton 19-12-04 11:24

Re: Re: Richard
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
McStolly, if I recall correctly, they did say they'd make stills available from both the parade and interview. When you have a chance, perhaps you could follow that up? Either that or provide me with an email address I could use to contact them directly...

Thanks,

:smoker: :smoker: :smoker:

Indeed so, let me try and follow it up. Probably though I'll get nowhere this year now. Most places are in the December Dead Band from next Wednesday until Jan 4 2005.

R.

Vets Dottir 28-12-04 13:14

Re: Speaking of the topic matter...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
...amazing that after over 2 1/2 years, I can finally smoke in my own place again, instead of in the damned garage... :D
Master Sunray,

I am well pleased that you are so pleased to be able to :smoker: in your own place again. Ah, such a fine, fine life it is indeed when a person can :smoke: in above zero temps comfort of ones own home when the white clouds poofing from the mouth are not breath, but smoke puffpuffpuffpuffpuff PUFFFFFF puffffttttttt

It's a Wonderful Life indeed!

Vets Dottir 28-12-04 13:20

Re: Re: re: Richard
 
Quote:

Originally posted by FV623
Now, now; keep your hair on. (What little there is of it, that is.)

R.

Master R. you would be surprized at just how hairy Master Sunray IS these days :D of course the hair color makes me think of mercury spilling through his hair follicles ... silver fox :devil:


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 09:33.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © Maple Leaf Up, 2003-2016