Re: 'TARGET ACQUISITION'
 

Jon;

We should have a true 'GRID REF' for the 'Yappy Pixie Witch' shortly......Recce elements are now on the ground in 'Winterpeg' and should 'Acquire the Target' shortly........ :D

Target Practice ....
 

Tsk tsk tsk
yah missed me
yah missed me :p

In the end
As you testosterone filled creatures
gather, close ranks ..... geez, how many MLU-ers does it take to TRY get rid of a measley eenie weenie itty bitty Yappy Pixie Witch anyways? eh? Trying is dieing .... I am IMMORTAL and you may get ONE of my carcasses ... BUT ... immortal creature that I am, ah, sorta like a chameleon... or more Phoenix, I rise to YAP .... again and again and again and again and infinitum ... for I am the Great Lil' Miss Yappy Pixie Witch ... or to you ... _itch from hell! :eek:

No darlings, there shall be NO peace from me,other than in yore dreams!:p

:smoker: :smoker: :smoker:

Re: Target Practice ....
 

Hey, Yappy

What's in those cancer sticks you're smoking????
:confused: :confused:

What's in my ciggies?
 

Why, carcinogens of course.

But, not to worry, for I AM immortal.:smoker: :smoker: :smoker:
:smoker: :smoker: :smoker:

Re: Re: 'TARGET ACQUISITION'
 

Jeez...don't tell Yappy that we have to borrow protractors and topo maps and GPS devices from the Americans in order to figure out a GR. 16 figures you say? Hmmm.

Anyway, as far a recce goes, our LAV Coyotes are VOR (Vehicle Off Road) for warranty work. Only in Canada you say...pity!

Ain't it great being retired from the military and now being able to say pretty much what you want without fear of being subject to an SIU (Special Investigation Unit) probe?

Re: What's in my ciggies?
 

'Heaven Help Us!'.....YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP,YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP,YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP.....and it figures, there's no 'OFF SWITCH'.......:eek:


:p

Re: SIU....... (LOL)
 

Psst...Jon, Not to worry, their still trying to figure out how to open 'A PAPER BAG', without suffering paper cuts! :rolleyes:


Yes Retirement................................:D what they gonna do, 'POST US'.....:D

JON
 

Freedoms just another word for, nothin' left to lose ...

Cool huh? I like that in a life":smoker:

Marko ... gotta eat my perogies now ... but I'll be back :p

Re: JON
 

Why, so you'll 'GROW BIG AND STRONG'........Really can't see that happening....Not in this life time....



:D

Re: JON
 

So, LMY is a Janis Joplin fan.

JON
 

No Jon, not a Janis Joplin fan, however I AM a FREEDOM fan! That was a good song line though ... long may it live!;)

Some things are just worth fighting for, dieing for, and singing about:D Gimmie an old git box and I'll strum badly and sing at the top of my lungs,andmeanit! ...

"Freeeedomms jussst a-nuther worrrd fo-or
Nuthinnnn left to loooze ... "

Aquavit me ... I'll drink to that:cheers: :D

Re: JON
 

:eek: .........and she trys to sing too.................. :eek: .........:p

Re: Re: JON
 

Well, "tries singing/playing" is about right ... I'll have to give you that one:p :D My nephew had an electric quitar and small amp and I "tried" playing sometimes while staying there. I was hoping it would make the neighbor "hoods" move :( ... oh my poor hands/wrists ... leftside much worse and more useless. Frustrating. I do most things with my right hand, doors, taps, picking up ANYTHING, especially FRYING PANS!...:D

I practice with the frying pans and am getting a pretty good "right swing" ... SO good!

:smoker:

So what's your point......am I suppose to be scared or something, I think NOT ....little itty bitty you with a frying pan....WOW :rolleyes:



:p

One day Mark-O
 

There shall come a thump thump thump on your door and when you open it, you shall feel the frying pan and my teeth imprinting on yore ankles ... and as yore old wrinkled heinie is about to hit the floor you shall feel the kick of a Pixie Witch Foot right in the arse just afore ye land, cheeks first, in the frying pan ... eees no joke my friend, to be kicked by me wee self ... :D

Re: One day Mark-O
 

Karmen, that has to be the funniest story I've read in a long time, boy, you have some weird dreams.........:rolleyes:


:p

Re: Re: One day Mark-O
 

Yes ... I'm quite the dreamer, but many come true :eek:

well ... the sun and heat outside are calling me. I need to warm up and go for a nice bike ride out the highway ... great smells! Fields, flowers...

Catch you later ;):D

Re: Re: Re: One day Mark-O
 

....AND COW PATTIES or should that be BUFFALO/BISON PATTIES ........:D

Pie not pattie
 

I call 'em cow pie, buffalo/bison pie,

To farmers,that scent is MONEY, not stink :)
(well, perhaps not so much these days, smelling more like dieing farms I guess? :( )

Whatever ... smell your mailbox ... am sending you some PIE:D

Yappy ;)

Re: Pie not pattie
 

Gee Thanks Monkey Butt!....a mailbox full of 'Do Do'................... :p

Re: Re: Pie not pattie
 

Haven't I heard somewhere about cow pies/cow chips whatever, being used as FUEL? (as in smelly kndling for fires when kindling/wood not available?)

If so ... I'm going to save my pies, instead of sending them to you, because I need HEAT here! I think I shall dig a fire-pit right in the middle of my bunker floor and toss in the cow and B/B pies. Maybe I'll roast marsh mellows too ... :smoker: :smoker: :smoker:

Re: Re: Re: Pie not pattie
 

Mark,
Title the remarks above under:
"Instructions on how to get thrown out of a basement apartment"

Re: Re: Re: Pie not pattie
 

We actually used them as insect repellants in the field. :)

Insect repellants????
 

FRANK, I guess it's too much to hope that this would repel MOSQUITOS too?... Elst they'd be selling P-U Insect Repellant instead of OFF by now? I'm covered in bites ...and Wpg has found a nasty sign of West Nile in a bird. Mosquitos are pretty unnerving these days, not just a pain.

BTW, if you're serious here, I would expect manure to attract insects rather than repel them?

:)

Re: Insect repellants????
 

Not if you burn the dried-up ones. :D

I'm surprised Mark didn't pick up on this cowflap thing. I'm sure he's been to Wainwright, Alberta once or twice.

Frank ....
 

... Hmmm ... Not if you burn the dried ones. :D
Guess those wet ones could be OH GROSSSSSSSS as my kid would say... unlike me, she didn't spend her early (or any) years on a farm. That makes me sad because I think my kids really missed out on very important experiences, being city/town raised.:(

I shall just have to send my daughters some cow and B/B pies I guess :)

I think Mark is buried under books, papers, and whatever else is burying him at the moment ... he'll be back. Trust me on this :D That man AMAZES me with his immediate help and free flow of information to members. This history stuff andhelp is his labour of love me thinks. We all owe the man much ... (this does NOT get you off the frying pan hook my friend Hairy-Beast! Especially after calling me Monkey Butt!):D

I am interested in hearing more of the scoop on this poop though :) Interesting stuff.

Re: Frank ....
 

I'm here "Monkey Butt", but you'll have to excuse me, time for a :smoker:.

P.S. Frank - never made it to Wainwright - that's the 'Army of the West' home turf and during RV 85 I was ERE with RSS Central, so I missed that one. I did do a BATUS serial (Suffield) however, in 1979, I guess the 'Pats' got tired and let us have a go at it. Funny thing was though, the Brit Armd Regt there at the time was the same one we had just spent six months with on Cyprus (9th/12th Lancers), lots of fun, but that's another story........:rolleyes:

Anyways, time for that :smoker:

Cheers :)

Re: Re: Frank ....
 

Hey, LMY, did you catch, or understand what just went on here?

Band of Brothers indeed!

BTW, at that time, Mark was trying to figure out the Equipment Issue Scale( EIS) for an 81mm mortar and Frank was doing his damndest to manoeuvre an Iltis over uncertain terrain in Wainwright.

I, however, contained myself with administering the daily routines of the Mobile Bath and Brothel Platoon, call sign 69.

JON ... you asked me if I understand what just went on here ...Band of Brothers inded etc ...

Well, my answer is a firm NOPE and I'm cool wit dat :p (for the moment)...

Monkey Butt lovs yah baby :p

We'll learn ya yet, baby... :D :p